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we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

Sir Pterry: gift to humanity.

downtroddendeity:

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

Sir Pterry: gift to humanity.

(Source: park-slope-narcissist)

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Mail Order Mandy

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“Dave? This is my new wife, Mandy: isn’t she a cracker?”

I look up from the table. I haven’t seen Nick in about twelve years and, despite the fact that I’m expecting to have a coffee with him, I’m a bit surprised when he shoves a pretty young woman in front of him before he’s even said ‘hello’. She looks equally embarrassed, and I manage a weak smile.

Nick Martell.

My entire history with the man…

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So, when I’m not running around after my kids, packing orders for Hoobynoo World, writing books or falling down stairs at publishing parties, you will occasionally find me propping up the benches at my local lodge. I love being a Freemason, partly because the friendship and camaraderie between the brothers is such a powerful thing but mostly because the society is absolutely nothing like people imagine (though I often feel like putting on a dark cloak when I leave the building…just to keep people guessing).

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The Night of No Tomorrow

The Night of No Tomorrow

Poor Jakey..

Poor Jakey..

Right now, we’re not the most popular family on the close: with good reason.

Last night, I went to a party at The Groucho Club in Soho for the launch of The Sophie Hicks Agency (Sophie has been my friend and agent for fifteen years), an epic event that will occupy a blog post all on its own in a few days’ time. However, before I stray off the point….

My father-in-law picked me up…

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The Drink of No Return

The Drink of No Return

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Mr Stone, Mrs Stone, Anne McNeil from Hodder

The above photograph was taken at the 30th anniversary of Ed Victor Ltd, my agents. It features myself, my wife and Anne McNeil, Publishing Chief at Hodder. It was a really great party, everybody was very relaxed and we got to enjoy beautiful surroundings with the likes of Nigella Lawson, Jerry Hall, Fredrik Forsyth and the late Sir David Frost, among…

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Stay AWAY From My Wife

Stay AWAY From My Wife

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“Stay AWAY from my wife.”

I’m not actually chasing anyone’s wife, but because I spend so much time on my own and regularly believe that I’m the centre of the universe, I immediately assume the shout is directed at me.

I’m at Westwood Cross again, but this time I’m right outside WHSmith and I’ve just parked my car in the child/parent space they reserve for people who either have a child or no…

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littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

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