Disneyland Paris Top Ten Tips

Disneyland Paris Top Ten Tips

Myself and my little dude on an early ticket for his 6th birthday at Disneyland Paris.

Myself and my little dude on an early ticket for his 6th birthday at Disneyland Paris.

Disneyland is a wonderful place where children pretty much see all their dreams coming true, and it makes the adults start feeling like children again. It is an incredible, breathtaking and magical experience for visitors, but it can also leave you broke, angry and utterly exhausted.

We have now had three very…

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Sorry, Can You Say That Again?

Sorry, Can You Say That Again?

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“It’s Davey from Blockbuster in Ramsgate: store code 260116. I’d like to place a large stock order, please.”

It’s a Thursday morning, rain is pouring over Ramsgate and I’m on at early shift at Blockbuster. I’m really miserable: I’ve had a terrible night with very little sleep, and I’m on my own for the first hour of the shift. The sky is dark, people are running up and down King Street trying to…

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War of the Rudies

I’m out with my young son, and I’m just arriving at the top of the escalator in the mammoth Tesco Extra when I see a truly extraordinary sight: the best looking girl I’ve ever laid eyes on.

War of the Rudies

I’m out with my young son, and I’m just arriving at the top of the escalator in the mammoth Tesco Extra when I see a truly extraordinary sight: the best looking girl I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Bernie’s Chocolate Bar

Bernie’s Chocolate Bar

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Bernie has taste. Just, for one second, forget the fact that she let me in and just focus on the style of that beautiful sign.

The Grimstones hit Margate last week, which is becoming a really lovely place to be for families (and this comes from one of the town’s least supportive voices over the past few years). It seems to me that the relaxed atmosphere and classy gloss of the Old Town is…

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Highly Offensive People: A London & Thanet Perspective

Highly Offensive People: A London & Thanet Perspective

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I once arrived at Victoria Station to discover that I was No.1 in the National Bestseller List. This has only happened to me once, and I was so shocked by the sight that I immediately left the shop, sat down at a cafe and ordered a mocha. It steadied my nerves, and prepared me for the fact that I was due to be interviewed on Channel 4 in less than an hour.

Suddenly, a guy walked up to my table…

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Zombie Apocalypse (Guest Blogger: Browno)

Zombie Apocalypse (Guest Blogger: Browno)

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That’s me screaming behind James. The seriously infected Jester is not a friend.

As Dave is on holiday (or at least what passes for a holiday in the strange and twisted corridors of Daveland), I thought I would take this opportunity to take control of his blog and tell you all about something incredible that’s probably happening right near you. Read carefully: there will be questions.

“What was…

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